A Christmas On Name
By Gary McCreadie
Tis the vacation season, nice time of 12 months
Besides I am on name, cannot have eggnog and rum or perhaps a beer
Turkey is within the oven with handmade stuffing
Too unhealthy I am on a roof with a fucking flame snuffing
Proprietor rings up with a string of recent calls
Whereas the laughter of kids echos by his halls
Arrive to the client, their house is heat and comfortable
“Oh did I neglect to cancel?”…You certain fucking did homie…Then asshole asks if he nonetheless owes me
I like Christmas and being on name
As a lot as I like razor nicks whereas shaving my balls
Six o clock, calls are all achieved
Perhaps I will make it again house to affix in on some enjoyable
Pull as much as the drive, time to get tipsy
Until my neighbour runs over…”my heats not working, are you busy?”
Fuck you neighbour, fuck you boss
Eat my shit Santa and fuck you Jack Frost
Wait, what’s this…a notice on the door
Word…
Thanks dad for working laborious, you’re the finest
You deal with us all 12 months and do it higher than the remainder
We saved a plate heat, it is within the oven…we all know how a lot you’re keen on mother’s handmade stuffing
There are presents for you continue to beneath tree together with your favorite slippers to assist heat up your toes.
We love you Dad, hugs and kisses
You are at all times on the high of our Christmas want record
Anger slowly diminishes….I simply remembered why I nonetheless love Christmas
Merry Christmas to all my laborious working techs on the market. You deserve recognition for all you do. A toast to you and your loved ones…Blissful HVACing!
Take a look at the hyperlink to my YouTube channel for extra suggestions, methods, and troubleshooting movies and take a look at the The HVAC Know It All podcast right here or in your favorite podcast app. Blissful HVACing…
Gary McCreadie
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